posted by Princess Megan on Sep 22

You guys know how much fun I think it is to make you all play “games”, but what you might not know is that I play a few of them myself. This past weekend, I had one of the most successful rounds of “casino cutie” I’ve ever had!

What’s “casino cutie”, you ask? Well, I first discovered this game purely by chance (no pun intended) and ever since then, it’s been one of my faves. How do I play it? I start by getting all cute…new outfit, new shoes, hair and make up professionally done. It always begins as a day of beauty!

Once I’m so adorable I can barely stand it, I go to a nearby casino and seat myself at a table to play a game. Not just any table though…oh no. I go to a table with at least one older gentleman who appears to be alone and has a substantial stack. I buy in with only $100 and then strike up a conversation.

Now, I’m actually pretty skilled at a few of the games, so $100 will last me long enough to flirt and establish the fact that I don’t usually gamble but that I’m trying to cheer myself up from a hard break up.

99% of the time, when I run out of money and pout for a few seconds while telling him how much I appreciated his company, he will simply grab some chips out of his own stack and slide them to me under the table. He may or may not be hoping that I’m a hooker, but usually they just believe everything I say. I mean, look at my innocent face!

Then here’s what I do…I stack my chips and then no matter how well I do, I smoothly slip anything much over my original $100 into my pocket. If luck isn’t on my side and I lose, I just pout a little bit more…

If I’m winning though, I’ll count my stack as it begins to add up in my pocket and once I reach $500 or so, I excuse myself to go to the bathroom. If the dude seems suspicious at that point, I will leave my stack there and promise him I’ll be “right back”.

If I’m enjoying myself enough, I’ll move my new stash into my purse at that point and return to the table. If not, I’ll just sacrifice my original small stack and move to another area of the casino and do it again.

I played this game this past weekend at one of our newest and poshest casinos in the area and I made $5,000 in the course of only a few hours playing with money given to me by STUPID MEN. How? I play almost exclusively blackjack, by the rules and I bet recklessly since it’s not really my money….I think not being scared that I’ll lose helps me make better decisions about my bet amounts. I almost always WIN. This time, I went into the high rollers area and played $100 hands for a little while. It was very exhilarating.

As I said, it started out completely innocently…I’d actually gone to a casino with some friends and when I went out (even though I had a pocket full of cash), one of the guys I was sitting with offered to give me some cash so I wouldn’t have to leave the table before I had a chance to dig my own money out. Of course I said “thank you!” and thus the game was born.

I bet you wish you could be a Princess like ME! HA HA HA! Dream on, loser.

posted by Princess Megan on Sep 12

A new guy played my blackmail game last night…so I called him this morning to verify that the number he gave me is correct, etc. and it was. He hung up on me as soon as I said who I was though.

Minutes later, I get this email:

“last night I played your game.  This morning my mother passed away.  I don’t even know if I want to get into the whole blackmail thing anyways.  Please respect the fact that I have had a family tragedy.  And if I decide to continue with being blackmailed by you I will email you in a while to let you know.  Sorry to cause any issues.”

HA HA HA HA!

YEAH RIGHT!

Does this douche bag think I was born yesterday? I might have possibly halfway believed it if he hadn’t put that second sentence in, but that just killed it.

It really is too bad that he doesn’t really know whether he wants to “get into the blackmail thing anyways.” Guess he should have thought about that before he played all 10 levels of my game that’s designed to do nothing if not give me access to every aspect of his life. I mean, I have his number, his wife’s number, I know where he lives, I know where he works….guess he’d better get over the “grief” of his mother’s passing and figure out a way to get out of this situation.

Any suggestions?

posted by Princess Megan on Nov 24

I got some bad feedback from a total asshole about my Halloween humiliation task…but he was just a retard who either didn’t read the entire task or just dresses like a chick all the time and thinks that everyone else does too.

Other people super LOVED the task, including THIS DUDE! Check it out! Here’s what he said about the task, “It was Amazing!!!  Even went to work dressed up (everyone always dresses up).   First time out in public … one of the best days of my life!   Notice the full set of nails and fake eyelashes …!!!Wow!  I had soooooo much fun!   Oddly enough .. got one girl to say she would go gay for me and another guy to say he would go straight for me …. All in good fun of course!”

That’s what I’m going for here, so I say SUCK IT to the dude who left me bad feedback.

That said, I developed a whole new Thanksgiving task today that I think will be a lot of fun. You have to do it on Thanksgiving day so make sure you buy it soon!!

I have been so super busy lately and I know I haven’t been around a lot. I haven’t been sending out my newsletter, haven’t done any new pics, haven’t done this, haven’t done that…but whenever I do sign in, it’s like the heavens just open up and cash flies into my bank account.

Slave pinky is back and weakened so easily by my pictures, it’s almost pathetic. I think he’s learning that he can’t make me do what he wants me to do though, finally.

So keep missing me and when you DO see me, take advantage of it!

I will make first mention here also of my plans to donate $500 worth of toys and clothes to charity this year for Christmas. I blow through thousands of dollars in Amazon dollars all the time, so saving up $500 shouldn’t be hard. I just spent a ton and my balance was ZERO for a day or so but I got a couple hundred yesterday….so I’m already almost there!

Want to contribute? My email address is megan@meganmakesyoucry.com Once I’ve made the purchases, I will take a picture of them all and post it here on my blog before I deliver them.

posted by Princess Megan on Aug 8

It’s a TINY COCK weekend, losers! I’ve got a new picture set (click above to go to it and buy some), a new public humiliation task for little dicks and a brand new hella funny game too!

Click HERE to buy the humiliation task.

The new game is Spin the Bottle. It’s one of those dumb, funny, cool things I cooked up like my Rock, Paper, Scissors game. It’s like playing spin the bottle with 15 people, only 3 of them are ME! Will you spin and get ME, something gross or something sexy? I know you can’t wait to find out!

I’ve had an awesome week and I can only imagine that the weekend will be even BETTER. You want to be a part of making my week awesome, don’t you?

posted by Princess Megan on Jul 23

I have a devoted slave who comes to me for assignments every so often. Last week sometime, he was drunk and instant messaging with me and requested a task. Something to hurt, humiliate or force him to suck cock. It was late and I didn’t want to wait for him to report back about a cock sucking mission, so I made him use a pencil eraser and erase the letter “M” into his arm.

He didn’t have a camera or webcam at the time, but I believed he did it. He finally just borrowed his roommates cam and snapped a picture of the wound. Tiny fucking pic, but hilarious! You can totally see the M in his skin. Looks like it hurts too! I love making losers do crazy shit.

Anyone wanna try to outdo him?