posted by Princess Megan on Apr 2

I sent out an email to all my callers yesterday with this headline: “Your wait is finally over…finally…a NUDE pic of me!” Inside was the following enticement: “So much whining…”but Princess, I want to worship your pussy…can I please just see it???” So I’m finally giving in…here’s the pussy shot you’ve been waiting for all this time.”

Wanna know how many dummies bought it? A LOT! HA HA HA!

But of course it was an April Fool’s joke. I wouldn’t show my pussy to any of you guys…and most of you know that, I’m sure. I put a picture of my kitty cat, Tiger, in the email and a pic of me reading Vogue…with all of my clothes on.

Funny stuff, huh?

posted by Princess Megan on Dec 12

Just thought of this as I was drifting off to sleep last night. What if Santa were totally kinky? What kind of stuff would I get under my tree? Pay to find out!

posted by Princess Megan on Jul 3

I put up a few new pics today…4 sets of me and some toys that I use on the most elite and lucky set of slaves I have interactions with. Believe me, it takes a LOT to get me to play with a dude’s ass. He not only has to be hot and rich, he has to have that certain “x” factor that makes him someone that I’d fuck with in that way. Very few guys ever make it to this upper echelon.

Anyway, there are 12 pics altogether. Some of you are collectors and I know you’ll buy them regardless of what they actually contain…but I know a lot of you dream of worshipping my strap on or having me shove a huge butt plug in your ass and making you wear it all day long. Here are the images you’ve been waiting for!

Click the sample to go to the page where you can buy the sets. Don’t forget that sometimes I forget what a bratty, bitchy girl I am and I do nice things like offer a discount on pics if you buy all the sets at once. Eh, I guess it’s not that nice after all…it’s designed to transfer money from your account to mine and it works like a charm.

This game of mine is turning out to be an almost endless source of amusement for me. Every morning I wake up and just laugh my ass off at what’s going on. Today I had a guy pay 3 of the 10 buttons. Out of the 3, TWO of them were the LOSER buttons. HA HA HA!

Then I watched a guy click 4 buttons. One of the first three had the grand prize but he didn’t pay any of them. He paid the fourth button and then kept going, not knowing that he’d clicked the grand prize and had skipped it. Most guys seem to hit the jack pot in about 7 tries though. I guess the random way I chose to set up the buttons was the RIGHT way.

Finally, check out this retard. He played my game, called and then I took a peek at him on his cam. Yes, those are pink bunny ears, a red clown nose and feathers stuck to him. WHAT AN INSANE MONKEYFUCK!

posted by Princess Megan on Mar 13

Goodness. I had completely forgotten I even HAD a blog until someone started leaving comments on it tonight and I had to come in to the admin and approve them.

I’ve been having a pretty good time taking calls on Niteflirt, overall. I got the single weirdest call I’ve ever had the other day though. This dude made me laugh so hard, I actually got a headache that lasted until the next morning!

I won’t go into all the gory details, but I will tell you that he saves his bodily fluids in jars and does all kinds of ungodly things with them…including whipping them up like whipped cream and gargling with them to make bubbles. It was absolutely insane.

The second time he called, I had actually just eaten dinner so I declined to watch him do any of that nastiness, but I called one of my friends and got her to laugh at him. It was pretty amusing.

St. Patty’s day is coming up, lads! I’m not Irish, but I did take some cute little St. Patty’s day pics. I’ve noticed that some of you already found them on my site even though I hadn’t sent out emails about them or anything. I know you’ll love them…any photograph that contains an image of me is 100% loveable. Click below to be taken to the page where you can buy this brand new set of pics!

posted by Princess Megan on Feb 11

So today I get a call from a loser (his NF user name even had the word “loser” in it) who talked for a grand total of three minutes before running out of money. Instead of adding money and talking longer, he simply hung up.

Those of you who know me know that I not only hate being interrupted while talking, but that I believe that hanging up in general without a proper and respectful goodbye is completely unacceptable. I emailed him and told him so, as well as demanding a tribute in order to regain his status a caller.

We went back and forth a couple of times, arguing semantics really, and finally he sent me a $30 tribute. But the problem was that he had the audacity to tell me not to “bitch and moan” at him. At that point, I informed him that he was welcome to call again but that unless he showed the proper respect, we wouldn’t be talking for long. Here’s what he said back to me.

“Bottom line is you have by far the BEST voice I have had on Niteflirt.  All I was saying was that in our fantasy yes rip me a new one and bitch and moan.   I was just saying in real life leave me alone and don’t bitch and moan. I will pay you but don’t play like a bitch outside the fantasy.  Is that cool with you? I know you are a worthless single mom of a few kids but that is okay with me.   If you had any real skills you would have a job that paid you an annual wage with benefits along with 401K matching ect….  I have dated some whores and none of them would do phone sex.   That is what makes iT so hot for me that you are just a worthless piece of trash but I have to pay you 3 bucks a min.  The fact that you are a single mother of 3 that could never make more than 50K a year is so hot to me.   We can play this for a long time if you are game. Just remember I am the one paying your trash ass.   I do not mean to piss you off.   It is just so hot to me that a worthless phone sex operater will rip me off.  I DON’T want you to be the girl in the pics.   I want you to tell me how you live in a trailer and have 3 kids and are on food stamps.    

Let me know if you are up for that. 

Thanks white trash whore”

Wow. I’m so glad I wasn’t drinking something when I read that! OH MY GOD! This dude is obviously not very good at picking out “fake” pics. I told him I’d have to pass…that regardless of those so highly revered benefits, I preferred not having a “boss” and that my income garnered from my natural skills at fucking over losers like him was more than sufficient.

When I told him that, he said he respected how I was playing the game and that my pics are all over the net.

Really? Well, show me. I have done a TINY bit of modeling but I know where pretty much everything I’ve done has ended up and all of the pictures I have on this site are 100% exclusive. Anyone who knows anything about the industry knows that it would be hard for a “white trash whore” to get her hands on exclusive and regularly updated content. Not only would it be hard, it would be cost prohibitive.

Pardon me while I giggle my way to the bank. Yeah, I do have the hottest voice on Niteflirt. Wanna hear it?