Archive for the ‘funny’ Category

posted by Princess Megan on Nov 24

I got some bad feedback from a total asshole about my Halloween humiliation task…but he was just a retard who either didn’t read the entire task or just dresses like a chick all the time and thinks that everyone else does too.

Other people super LOVED the task, including THIS DUDE! Check it out! Here’s what he said about the task, “It was Amazing!!!  Even went to work dressed up (everyone always dresses up).   First time out in public … one of the best days of my life!   Notice the full set of nails and fake eyelashes …!!!Wow!  I had soooooo much fun!   Oddly enough .. got one girl to say she would go gay for me and another guy to say he would go straight for me …. All in good fun of course!”

That’s what I’m going for here, so I say SUCK IT to the dude who left me bad feedback.

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That said, I developed a whole new Thanksgiving task today that I think will be a lot of fun. You have to do it on Thanksgiving day so make sure you buy it soon!!


I have been so super busy lately and I know I haven’t been around a lot. I haven’t been sending out my newsletter, haven’t done any new pics, haven’t done this, haven’t done that…but whenever I do sign in, it’s like the heavens just open up and cash flies into my bank account.

Slave pinky is back and weakened so easily by my pictures, it’s almost pathetic. I think he’s learning that he can’t make me do what he wants me to do though, finally.

So keep missing me and when you DO see me, take advantage of it!

I will make first mention here also of my plans to donate $500 worth of toys and clothes to charity this year for Christmas. I blow through thousands of dollars in Amazon dollars all the time, so saving up $500 shouldn’t be hard. I just spent a ton and my balance was ZERO for a day or so but I got a couple hundred yesterday….so I’m already almost there!

Want to contribute? My email address is megan@meganmakesyoucry.com Once I’ve made the purchases, I will take a picture of them all and post it here on my blog before I deliver them.

posted by Princess Megan on Aug 8

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It’s a TINY COCK weekend, losers! I’ve got a new picture set (click above to go to it and buy some), a new public humiliation task for little dicks and a brand new hella funny game too!

Click HERE to buy the humiliation task.

The new game is Spin the Bottle. It’s one of those dumb, funny, cool things I cooked up like my Rock, Paper, Scissors game. It’s like playing spin the bottle with 15 people, only 3 of them are ME! Will you spin and get ME, something gross or something sexy? I know you can’t wait to find out!

I’ve had an awesome week and I can only imagine that the weekend will be even BETTER. You want to be a part of making my week awesome, don’t you?

posted by Princess Megan on Jul 23

I have a devoted slave who comes to me for assignments every so often. Last week sometime, he was drunk and instant messaging with me and requested a task. Something to hurt, humiliate or force him to suck cock. It was late and I didn’t want to wait for him to report back about a cock sucking mission, so I made him use a pencil eraser and erase the letter “M” into his arm.

He didn’t have a camera or webcam at the time, but I believed he did it. He finally just borrowed his roommates cam and snapped a picture of the wound. Tiny fucking pic, but hilarious! You can totally see the M in his skin. Looks like it hurts too! I love making losers do crazy shit.

 loser arm!

Anyone wanna try to outdo him?

posted by Princess Megan on Jul 20

What’s up, losers? I’ve been takin’ it easy lately, coasting on all that insane blackmail cash I made last month. The weather has been awesome here lately and I’ve been spending a lot of time out by the pool, teasing all the boys around. Super fun!

I came up with an amazing new program for cum eaters. 7 weeks, 7 different ingredients, all designed to make your cum taste better! It’s not gonna solve world hunger, but it will be a fun little task designed to humiliate you and remind you what you are….a CUM EATER.

In other news, one of my blackmail victims finally got back from vacation. I’ve been in touch with his boss (got him put on probation…lucky that I don’t think she QUITE believes everything I’m telling her) and his wife too.

Isn’t she hot? He was kind of a dummy to send me this pic, huh? This was the best shot he sent, in my opinion.

posted by Princess Megan on Jun 25

Ok, I think that I might finally be able to catch a breath today. I’ve been running ragged with this damn blackmail game. I really had no idea that it was going to be so popular.

I’ve been blackmailing guys to various degrees for years and honestly, I have no problem whatsoever taking it to the next level if a slave crosses me. If I have the info and the means to use it, I will.

However, here’s an interesting one. I’m sure this dude will get off on having me talk about him here, but I don’t care. Wondering what you all think about THIS situation.

Dude plays my game. I get a couple hundred out of him, but he’s so fucking high maintenance. Always IM’ing me, asking me what I’m gonna do to him, telling me how he’s having anxiety attacks and stuff. He needed to take a chill pill!

He says he wants to end it numerous times but doesn’t have the money to buy out. Finally we come to the conclusion that it’s time for me to just ruin him. Normally not a problem, but here’s the situation.

I have his wife’s info, but he claims that she’s about to give birth to their second child any day now. Those of you who know me are going to be SHOCKED that this is giving me even one nanosecond of pause, but honestly, I’m not a completely evil bitch…only mostly evil bitch.

So here’s this dude’s phone number, name and address. Any of you all want to call and harass him for a little while? Make him feel like a total douchebag loser for doing this shit right before his wife has a baby? I think that’s pretty low. He says he meets up with a 19 yr. old girl every couple of weeks to sniff her asshole and she slaps his balls. What a fucking freak loser!

Mark Bishop

8184293302

13945 Hesby

Sherman Oaks, CA

He works at Boyle Pharmacy. I looked it up online, it’s in a different town in So. Cal, but you can find it if you want.

Someone make his life hell today, ok? He deserves it.

Otherwise, the game is going swimmingly. A lot of guys are doing the dares now, I’m getting well over 60 emails a day from guys reporting back on how their dares have gone. It cracks me up to think about some of the stupid shit people are doing all over this country on my orders.

KEEP IT UP!