posted by Princess Megan on Jan 27
If you’ve been reading my blog lately, it looks like the only slave I deal with is Sissy Michael Michelle. That’s not the case at all, it’s just that he’s the most deserving of my special attention. I’m dealing with a few other loyal slaves these days, but no one’s really done anything particularly noteworthy lately. They’re all a bit hum drum and run of the mill kinda whiny babies. Nothing very fun. Boo.
Here’s a fun story though, about my sissy AGAIN, but it’s worth telling. So he was one of about 5 different guys who funded the purchase of my brand new computer. My old one was acting up and since it hadn’t been very good to begin with, I made a very typically Princess-like decision to just get a new one!
I found one I wanted on Amazon and placed the order. When it arrived, it was fucked up. So I decided to send it back, but apparently the between the time I ordered it and had to return it, they sold out of them. There was no replacement!
I was whining to Michelle about it and he said, “I wish there was something I could do to make it better!” So I told him, “There is! Go buy me a new computer right NOW so I don’t have to wait!”
And he did! I went right over to dell.com and picked one out. He placed the order and everything was fine….or so we thought.
Turns out that the mismatched billing and shipping addresses triggered a fraud watch, so they tried to call and verify that the order was valid. My sissy didn’t pick up the phone, so Dell called his credit card company and got his home number from them. Normally not an issue, but guess who picked up the phone when Dell called?
HIS WIFE!
Now get THIS, this is the insane part. Even though she wasn’t on his Dell account or on the credit card he used for the purchase, they allowed her to cancel the order because she was able to verify his name and address. Not only that, but they gave her my name and mailing address! SO ILLEGAL AND LAME!!
Luckily, his wife seems to have gotten over it, but let this be a lesson to all of you….you all need to be very careful about hiding your paper trails from people who might interfere in your business (including your wives!)
Use prepaid credit cards and make sure that your home number or wife’s cell or home address aren’t connected to the prepaid! Yes, even the address should be a mailbox of some type. These days, people will type in an address, get a phone number and make a call.
My sissy did come through and I’m typing on my brand new computer right now. (Windows 7 easy transfer is the single greatest feature of the entire OS in my opinion.) The great part? The busted computer from Amazon should get back to them tomorrow and now I’ll have all that Amazon gift card cash to spend on whatever I want!
Princess worked it and she worked it good. I deserve a round of applause for those financial acrobatics.
I’m home today and will probably be sending out a new task of some sort today. Or hmmm, maybe that short little pantyhose vid I did awhile back. Anyone wanna see it? 