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posted by Princess Megan on Apr 21

Damn, boys! I decide I’m pretty much over this whole biz and you start clamoring for my attention again! First I get some crazy mother fucker who gives me a few grand in cash for marathon calls over the course of a few days, then I get like $300 in gift cards without batting an eyelash and finally I got some guy throwing cash at me so I’ll find him some cock to suck!

Any guys in Seattle want a blow job by a new slave of mine? hahaha

posted by Princess Megan on Jan 31

I’ve got a new set of pics out of me putting on some pantyhose. A lot of you guys have a crazy fetish for pantyhose…wearing them, sniffin’ ‘em after they’ve been worn, rubbin’ ‘em on your little tiny man bits. So I figured I’d indulge and let you see me wearing some. There’s a short video clip included in this set too. Check it out!


pantyhose sample

I’ve got a new task available too. Public humiliation #25 - Pantyhose Quality Control. Only $5, but definitely humiliating!

I didn’t post about this, but last week I finally got all my recordings organized. Niteflirt hadn’t had recorded listings for a long time, but they just put them back up…so all the recordings I’ve done in the past year needed to be set up as recorded listings so you could listen by the minute, instead of just downloading the full recording. Yeah, I guess it just panders to CHEAP ASSES, but I’ll take every penny I can get as long as it’s not inconveniencing me. And you listening to a recording when I’m not around doesn’t inconvenience me, so I did it.

You can find all my available recordings HERE now. There are links to purchase the downloadable file or go listen to the recorded listing for each selection now. So listen up, losers!

Final note on this entry, this was so funny that I had to share it. I got an email from a complete retard on Niteflirt, asking if I live in LA or NY and if I did, could I hook him up with a famous actress so he could be their bitch boy? In the list was “Angelina Jolie, Cameron Diaz, Anne Hathaway, Natalie Portman, Kirsten Stewart, Jennifer Garner, Olivia Wilde, Emma Stone, Mila Kunis, Scarlett Johansson, Christina Ricci, Megan Fox, Julie Bowen, Mandy Moore, Perry Reeves and/or any of the Spice Girls, the girls from Gossip Girl and 90210, The Hills, The Kardasian sisters anyny of the WWE Divas and especially the girls from Jersey Shore”

I almost couldn’t fucking believe what I was seeing, but I wrote the idiot back and told him that I live in SEATTLE and if he’d bothered to check my site, he would have seen that. But even if I did and I miraculously happened to know any of those actresses, there was ZERO chance that I’d subject them to his douchebag ass.

What does he come back with? Like a day or two later, he asks if I live near some midwestern university so I can hook him up with a sorority girl.

I get a lot of retarded fucking questions on a daily basis, but this dude takes the cake. By far the dumbest motherfucker I’ve ever had contact me on there. Congrats,  18yoPantyBoi. You can in the IDIOT HALL OF FAME!

posted by Princess Megan on Jan 27

If you’ve been reading my blog lately, it looks like the only slave I deal with is Sissy Michael Michelle. That’s not the case at all, it’s just that he’s the most deserving of my special attention. I’m dealing with a few other loyal slaves these days, but no one’s really done anything particularly noteworthy lately. They’re all a bit hum drum and run of the mill kinda whiny babies. Nothing very fun. Boo.

Here’s a fun story though, about my sissy AGAIN, but it’s worth telling. So he was one of about 5 different guys who funded the purchase of my brand new computer. My old one was acting up and since it hadn’t been very good to begin with, I made a very typically Princess-like decision to just get a new one!

I found one I wanted on Amazon and placed the order. When it arrived, it was fucked up. So I decided to send it back, but apparently the between the time I ordered it and had to return it, they sold out of them. There was no replacement!

I was whining to Michelle about it and he said, “I wish there was something I could do to make it better!” So I told him, “There is! Go buy me a new computer right NOW so I don’t have to wait!”

And he did! I went right over to dell.com and picked one out. He placed the order and everything was fine….or so we thought.

Turns out that the mismatched billing and shipping addresses triggered a fraud watch, so they tried to call and verify that the order was valid. My sissy didn’t pick up the phone, so Dell called his credit card company and got his home number from them. Normally not an issue, but guess who picked up the phone when Dell called?

HIS WIFE!

Now get THIS, this is the insane part. Even though she wasn’t on his Dell account or on the credit card he used for the purchase, they allowed her to cancel the order because she was able to verify his name and address. Not only that, but they gave her my name and mailing address! SO ILLEGAL AND LAME!!

Luckily, his wife seems to have gotten over it, but let this be a lesson to all of you….you all need to be very careful about hiding your paper trails from people who might interfere in your business (including your wives!)

Use prepaid credit cards and make sure that your home number or wife’s cell or home address aren’t connected to the prepaid! Yes, even the address should be a mailbox of some type. These days, people will type in an address, get a phone number and make a call.

My sissy did come through and I’m typing on my brand new computer right now. (Windows 7 easy transfer is the single greatest feature of the entire OS in my opinion.) The great part? The busted computer from Amazon should get back to them tomorrow and now I’ll have all that Amazon gift card cash to spend on whatever I want!

Princess worked it and she worked it good. I deserve a round of applause for those financial acrobatics.

I’m home today and will probably be sending out a new task of some sort today. Or hmmm, maybe that short little pantyhose vid I did awhile back. Anyone wanna see it? ;-)

posted by Princess Megan on Dec 21

My little publicly outed sissy Michael Michelle has been flirting with the idea of being permanently outed FOREVER and that means that a lot of her money’s been going straight into my pocket. Why? Because I can do just that and when she realizes that I’ll do it (again…since I’ve done it twice before and she’s paid me to take it back), she panics and PAYS ME! Woot!

The picture below is a CUSTOM MADE minidress that I made her get done. She picked out the fabric and had to go to the seamstress many times to get it completed, definitely an ultimately humiliating task. Then she wore it out! Look at her striking a pose in Victoria’s Secret! hah

The $500 she gave me today is going to go toward my rockin’ New Year’s Eve party. I spent at least another $500 from her on Christmas gifts for my friends and family.

So, happy holidays, Michael Michelle! Here’s to the day where I’ll actually out you for REAL and FOREVER!

my sissy fairy

posted by Princess Megan on Nov 10

It’s been months since I’ve seen sissy Michael Michelle online, he claims to have been busy with real life stuff. He showed up the other day with the Yahoo status of something like “Please publicly out and humiliate me as a sissy.” I’m paraphrasing here, but you know what I mean.

Since I’ve outed him on my blog plenty of times before and it’s always been a lucrative venture, I jumped on the chance. I told him I was gonna do it, but for some reason, it didn’t really compute. A full HOUR had gone by before I finally just spelled it out for him.

He FREAKED OUT, paid BIG ($400 amazon, yay!…he knows Christmas is coming up and I love to SPEND SPEND SPEND for it) and I deleted the blog post. Just like last time though, it was picked up by Google so fast that even with the post being deleted, his images still stayed up in the search results. HA HA!

You’d think he would learn….apparently sissy lawyers are slow learners.

I got a new BLACKMAIL VICTIM yesterday too! He seems to be a little confused too, but I’m sure he’ll figure things out quickly.

Oh and btw, anyone live in the Cleveland, Ohio area? I’ve got a slave who will be sucking cock all day long in a hotel room today and needs some dick to worship! If this isn’t enough notice, it’s ok. He’ll be doing it next week too. Just contact me if you’re interested.

I had taken some time off and when I came back, my Niteflirt BDSM/Mistresses listing had slipped from page 1 to page 9. UNACCEPTABLE! I have kicked, scratched and clawed my way back to page 5, but even that isn’t making me feel better. I won’t feel better until I’m back on PAGE ONE! You losers know that’s where I deserve to be, so make it happen!

How? SPEND MONEY ON ME! Call me, tribute me, buy tasks and stuff. Just transfer money from your account to mine in any possible way.

Final note, recorded greetings are BACK on Niteflirt. I’d had problems with them for many months before this supposed “transition” that fucked everything up, but supposedly they’re working again. I’m gonna be putting ALL recordings I’ve sold in downloadable MP3 format up as a recorded listing.

The difference? Well, the main difference is price.  I figure if you’re gonna download it and listen to it as many times as you want to, you need to PAY UP! At least 3 times the live rate is what I normally charge. To just listen to it once (as a preview because you want to make sure you want to buy it, because you want to hear every recording I have but don’t have enough cash to buy them ALL, because you’re curious but might not really be “into” every subject matter, etc.) will be a lot cheaper.

I’ll send out an email with links to the recordings once they’re all up. I’ll be doing quite a few. Have a suggestion for one? It’s been awhile since I’ve done any new ones, so send your suggestions my way.