posted by Princess Megan on Jul 21

So I know that a lot of chicks out there in the bdsm community are vehemently against discussing the “biz” aspect of things, but I’m not. I’m a brilliant business woman even without formal training and I’m proud of my natural abilities in this area.

Lately, Niteflirt has fucked me in the ass a bit by first of all taking away recorded greetings on the toll free line (my young, smooth, perfect voice has reeled in countless subs on that line) but then when they brought it back, they banned anyone charging over $1.99/min.

WTF. I’m not lowering my price and talking to you losers for $1/min. less just cause Niteflirt says. They can kiss my perfect ass.

As a result, I’m slowly slipping down the list because cheaper girls are getting more calls and passing me. I’m now on the bottom of page 2 in the BDSM category and it’s seriously pissing me off.

So I decided to dust off my old Google Adwords account and do a bit of advertising. My first stop was my own server, to do a little peek at what key words have been leading guys to my site lately. You know what I found?

By FAR the biggest key word combo that had guys surfing to my site from Google in the past few months was “hot wife.” WTF?????????????? I don’t have that phrase ANYWHERE on my site. I’m not a wife and I’ve never claimed to be one.

What is awesome though is my page 1 placement for some very relevant key word phrases like “humiliation task”  “forced intox” and “sissy humiliation tasks”. SWEET!

Total world domination via Google, here I come.