posted by Princess Megan on Jul 5

Yes, I said it! No, I didn’t have a baby…I got a PUPPY!

So here’s your chance to prove that you really do want to keep me happy. I want YOU losers to pay for my puppy and all the things I need for her care. Why? Because I like taking your money and I want to keep MY money in the bank, where it belongs.

So I’m running a contest to name my brand new, adorable little pomchi (that’s pomeranian/chihuahua) puppy. How do you enter?

You enter by giving me CASH! The first person to tribute $500 (how much I paid for her) gets to choose her middle name.

Yep, outright choose it.

Anyone who tributes $50 or more gets to submit a name for consideration for her FIRST name! And yes, I WILL choose a name from the names submitted by you guys.

Here’s a picture of her so you can see what she looks like and hopefully choose names that fit her look. She has white paws. Tribute buttons are located below and you can call to congratulate me and tell me how f’ing cute she is too! Feel free to tribute smaller amounts too, just know that you won’t be entered in the contest for less than $50. And you…yes, you…blackmail boys. I expect you to enter!