posted by Princess Megan on Apr 16

I love guys who ride motorcycles…they’re bad boys. They’re hot, dominant sex maniacs who know exactly how to please a girl like me.

You are the exact opposite of that, aren’t you? Lame, timid, submissive, weak…don’t you wish you could be like them? Do you see them riding their hogs and yearn for a different life? I bet you do.

You can’t have it. You’re stuck with what you’ve got, dummy. Too bad.

You like being humiliated. That rush of adrenaline that courses through your veins is a pale immitation of sexual excitement, but it’s the best you’ve got. Time to humiliate yourself for ME.

Only $10 for the highlight of your day…your week, even. Pay it.