posted by Princess Megan on Jul 11

I decided to send out a little teaser pic…a great shot of my ass from underneath that I had taken last year sometime. It was just one pic, so I stuck it up on my listing and sent it out to all previous callers/buyers.

I sold a lot of them, of course. Wanna buy it? Click HERE

So what has me miffed? Barely ANYONE left feedback for it and out of the guys who did, one put “nice picture of a big ass. worth the money though.” Um, excuse me? I do NOT have a big ass. Of course it was worth the money, retard…but my ass is not big. It’s perfect…round, bubbly, tight, pink and perfect. It’s not big.

I’m still fairly new to the phone thing and I guess the novelty of feedback will wear off, but for now IT MAKES ME SMILE. Don’t you want to make me happy? If you bought that pic and then didn’t leave feedback, I will assume that your answer to that question is NO. If you want to correct this oversight, click HERE to leave me feedback.

I had a great day yesterday on the phones though. I lounged by the pool with my friends, answering the phone when it rang and taking money hand over fist. Billy gave me another amazon card a couple of days ago when I mentioned that I’d run out and yesterday I played online poker with a new guy. It was SO fun telling him to fold when we both knew he had a better hand than I did! I can’t wait to do that for high stakes.

I did have one retard call me twice yesterday. Here’s how the first conversation went:

Him: Hey there, my name’s Dave. (or whatever it was, I never remember)

Me: Like I give a fuck what your name is. You losers are all the same to me!

Him: Well, you’d better care or I’ll hang up on you.

Me: Uh, really? Wow, don’t threaten me. What did you even call for? Watch your attitude or I’ll be the one hanging up.

Him: Oh yeah? Ok, go ahead and hang up.

Me: CLICK

Then he called back a little while later and I knew he was drunk so I went ahead and took the call. He rambled for a bit, telling me how he wanted to “connect” with someone and asked why I was so abrasive hahaha He said I should go to college and maybe it would mellow me out. I ended up hanging up on him again. I told him to go call a GFE phone sex slut! He left me 3 stars on both calls. Too funny.